Britain’s oldest juvenile delinquent, Zenon has spent a lifetime dedicated to deceit, pulling off his first sting aged just eight by selling fake raffle tickets to the residents of his street for a non-existent prize. He skived off school to make his first stage appearance aged eleven, his first TV appearance aged fifteen and, as a teenager, he spent every summer working in a Blackpool joke and magic shop, the House of Secrets, with his lifelong friend and mentor Bill Thompson. Evenings were spent performing in promenade hotels and